Uh . . . no. (Part 2)

So I was at a funeral home today, helping make arrangements for a member who was just called home to heaven. While the man helping us was out of the room preparing paperwork, we looked through the book of floral arrangements available for purchase. There was the usual stuff, and then there was this . . .

In case you cannot read the ribbon, it says: "Jesus called & she answered."

JUST. SAY. NO.

Really? Seriously?

And what should the caption be on this?

(a.) "Service plan not included."

(b.) "Roaming charges may apply."

(c.) "Stay in touch."

(d.) "REALLY the largest 5G network."

NO. 

JUST NO. 

Seriously. 

NO.